I used to have some sort of webpage here but I stopped updating it around 2008 or so and since it really hasn't served any purposed whatsoever in a long time I decided to just take it down instead of updating it.

I can't stop any of you wierdos from digging up my old crap on the waybackmachine or whatever if you really, really want to—but at least you'll have to want to badly enough to actually go through the effort, which seems highly unlikely.